i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
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you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?