yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I cockslap morals
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
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so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
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I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".