I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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