i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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