I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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