it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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