Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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