i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
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I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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