WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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