He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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