I don't think brook has ever known best
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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