Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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