Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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