life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
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I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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