idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
What a fucking waste of an outfit
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
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I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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