Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
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I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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