somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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