I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
i think i just lost a toe
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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