So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
My ATM looks so different sober.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
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I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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