do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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