what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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