At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
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