She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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