i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Your topless pictures make me question reality
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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