oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Hippo gnu deer
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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