The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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