and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
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Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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