I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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