wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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