ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
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you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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