The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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