I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
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I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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