he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
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So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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