I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Randomize