Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Randomize
