She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
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Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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