What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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