i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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