"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
She tied me up with her honor cords...
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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