in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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