She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You can't special order awesome
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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