I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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