one might say we're banned from that church
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
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Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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