you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
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Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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