He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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