Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
His nipple licking is glorious
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