Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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