I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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