No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
now i know why i became what i already was.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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