what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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I feel like half our conversations start this way.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
You can't just leave with hair like that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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