Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
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he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
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I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
And then my night got REAL pukey
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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