don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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